1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:37,428 --> 00:00:40,823 [ music playing ] 4 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:51,094 ♪ Lord, it's a beautiful mornin' ♪ 5 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:54,924 ♪ It's a beautiful mo-oo-r... ♪ 6 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,841 ♪ ...nin'. 7 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:02,105 [ laughs ] I love waking up early in the morning. 8 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:03,976 What's on TV? 9 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:07,763 Ooh, that's my favorite reality show. 10 00:01:07,806 --> 00:01:10,983 [ laughs ] Look at that. 11 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:13,247 [ brakes squeal, sirens blaring on TV ] 12 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:16,119 Now I know y'all ain't trying to run from the cops. 13 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:19,601 I know there's not kids in that car-- 14 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:22,343 children, you can't run from the po-po. 15 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:25,128 Don't run from the po-po. Stop, see what they want. 16 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:29,089 They runnin' from the po-po. They is crazy. 17 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:36,487 Look at that. [ chuckles ] 18 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:38,881 Stay off the freeway! 19 00:01:38,924 --> 00:01:41,144 Stay off the freeway if you tryin' to get away. 20 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:44,016 You can't get on the freeway in that kind of traffic. 21 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:47,150 I can't watch this. They workin' on my nerves. 22 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:50,066 A good old-fashioned cartoon. There it is. 23 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,764 That's love. Looks so sweet, makes my heart smile. 24 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:54,549 - Girl on TV: Hey, we're playing here. - Boy on TV: Yeah. 25 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:58,248 Ooh, she got an ugly attitude. That little boy, too. 26 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:01,164 - Joe! - Boy: Just go on, old woman! 27 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:03,384 "Old woman"? I got your "old woman." 28 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:05,647 Don't make me come to you. Oh, I wish I could come through that-- 29 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:08,431 I wish I could come through that TV right now and set you straight. 30 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:11,131 Hey, old lady, you better watch where you walkin' next time. 31 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:13,045 You wouldn't say that to me, I know it. 32 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:14,569 You wouldn't say that to me at all. [ chuckles ] 33 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,789 Let me turn this off. 34 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:20,314 I never seen that button before. 35 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,536 There's a button that says, "Do not push." 36 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:28,496 "Do not push." 37 00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:31,238 Well... 38 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:33,240 I think I should push it. What you think? 39 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,070 Nah, I ain't gonna push it. 40 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:42,684 I'ma push it. I'ma push it. 41 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:45,252 Don't tell nobody. I'm fixin' to push it. 42 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:47,428 [ buzzes ] 43 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,821 What's happenin'? 44 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:51,432 Joe, I don't feel too good. 45 00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:56,001 Joe, I'm going to see the doctor. 46 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:05,620 [ engine starts ] 47 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,715 [ honks horn ] Heller. 48 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:16,848 [ honks horn ] Heller. 49 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:20,156 [ honks horn ] Look out now. 50 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:25,553 Looky there, ha. 51 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:31,472 [ barks ] 52 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:37,217 Bam. 53 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:49,751 - Catch. - Yeah. 54 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:51,100 Nothing better than lunch on the go. 55 00:03:53,145 --> 00:03:54,277 [ bangs ] 56 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,540 - Oh, Lord. - [ tires squeal ] 57 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,977 - Ha, yeah. - [ horn honks ] 58 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:01,719 Ain't nobody gonna set an example for these kids? 59 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,895 [ horns honking, brakes squealing ] 60 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:06,115 Here you go, old girl. I gotcha, there you go. 61 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:07,421 Take your time, take your time... 62 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:09,336 [ quietly ] but hurry up. 63 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:10,946 Now look here, honey. You go and get you one of them Rascal scooters 64 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,600 to get around next time, all right? 65 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:14,297 Thank you. 66 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:17,082 She don't know what I'm talking about. 67 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:19,041 Now, one of you lazy punks could've helped her. 68 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:21,522 - She's not my problem. - Not your problem? 69 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:23,872 Little girl, this is your neighborhood 70 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:26,004 and y'all been running up and down like y'all don't care about nothin'. 71 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:28,746 Why you hasslin' us? Just shut it, old lady. 72 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,792 What? Oh, I'll shut you! 73 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:32,315 - [ horns honk ] - No, ain't no runnin' from Madea. 74 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:35,057 - Ain't no runnin' from Madea. - Hey! 75 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:38,321 Sorry, excuse me. Y'all get out the way! 76 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:40,845 You see me-- move, please. 77 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:42,804 - I got you. You'll be sorry! - [ horn honks ] 78 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:45,110 [ sirens blaring ] 79 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:55,077 [ whirring ] 80 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:03,955 Yo, man, I'm gonna return this. 81 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:07,219 Ooh, I'm gettin' too old. 82 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:09,396 Mm, boom. There it is, baby. 83 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:11,223 I'm still ridin'. I still ride the wave. 84 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:12,964 [ sirens blaring ] 85 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:16,185 The po-po comin' for you now, girl! 86 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:17,969 Let's do this, po-po! 87 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:20,972 [ honks ] 88 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,974 [ horn blares ] 89 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:25,673 [ yells ] 90 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:29,372 [ brakes squeal ] 91 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:32,462 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your next mayor, 92 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:35,247 Betsy Holiday! 93 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,901 - [ crowd cheering ] - Thank you, thank you! 94 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:39,121 - [ gasps ] - Ooh, sorry. 95 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:40,427 I'm trying to teach the young one a lesson. 96 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:41,732 Move, baby. I'm sorry. 97 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:45,954 Yes. 98 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:48,435 [ laughs ] 99 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:52,961 Where you think you goin'? 100 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:57,966 Let us outta here! 101 00:05:58,009 --> 00:05:59,620 Not until you apologize to this sweet lady. 102 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:02,362 Now, do it! Y'all better be careful. I just had my fiber. 103 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:04,538 [ laughs ] 104 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,801 - Sorry, ma'am. - We're sorry. 105 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:09,499 Y'all need to take care of this community and everybody in it. 106 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:12,372 - Like youdid? - [ sirens wailing ] 107 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,417 Finally y'all find the gas pedal, huh? 108 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,376 Mabel Simmons, you're under arrest. 109 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:17,899 What the-- what the what? 110 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,640 That's the criminal right there. What did I do? 111 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:22,599 Well, for starters, excessive damage to public property. 112 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:25,254 - Two bench warrants. - What did I ever do to a bench? 113 00:06:25,297 --> 00:06:28,779 - 25 unpaid parking tickets. - An unpaid speeding ticket. 114 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:36,831 Beautiful day, isn't it? Very mild. 115 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:40,095 Nice, cool breeze blowin' through my hair. [ chuckles ] 116 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:42,010 [ muttering ] That ain't work? Oh, that ain't gonna work. 117 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,754 And as if all those charges aren't bad enough, 118 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:49,452 you harassed two poor, innocent children. 119 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:51,541 How does the defendant plead? 120 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:54,675 Now, Your Honor, these children needed to learn some respect, 121 00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:56,720 and with me as their teacher, guess what? 122 00:06:56,764 --> 00:07:00,115 They learned quick. Yes, they did. Yes, they did. 123 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:01,812 - Guilty! - Your Honor... 124 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:04,336 - Knockin' down a poor, innocent lady. - Guilty! 125 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,208 Now, look, I better not run into them in a dark alley, 126 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:07,862 I'm gonna tell you that right now, I'm gonna tell you that right now. 127 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,167 Guilty, guilty, guilty! 128 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:12,170 [ bell pinging ] 129 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:13,694 - [ squeaks ] - Your Honor! 130 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:16,131 - Guilty! - [ trills ] 131 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,527 Bring in the box. 132 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:24,095 Ooh, this is fancy. 133 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:30,624 - [ beeps ] - I hope this ain't lunch. 134 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:35,280 This time, Ms. Simmons, we have a very appropriate sentence for you. 135 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:36,804 What's this? 136 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,936 You gonna put me on house arrest again? 137 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,764 Oh, no, Your Honor. Come on, now. Go easy on me. 138 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:42,984 That's more like my punishment. 139 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:46,857 You need to learn to be an example to the neighborhood. 140 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,946 What? You cannot be serious. 141 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,382 That's how come I chased down these children, 142 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,559 to teach them to take care of their neighborhood. 143 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:53,951 Oh, Judge, you crazy. 144 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:56,171 Ms. Simmons, you wrecked a whole city block! 145 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:58,478 Does that sound like taking care of your neighborhood? 146 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,654 Well, if the city had been a better block, 147 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:02,264 then the block wouldn't have got ruined 148 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,701 and I wouldn't be up in here with your blockhead, Judge. 149 00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:07,443 It's time you learned to do things the right way. 150 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,966 I do things the right way. 151 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,315 I do 'em the left way, too, though. 152 00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:13,275 - [ both laugh ] - You bad, Madea. 153 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,146 That's why you're here, Ms. Simmons. 154 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:18,149 I'm gonna teach you how to do good in a good way. 155 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,542 Why, is Santa watching? 156 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,370 Do you want to do some good for this community? 157 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,633 - Yes, sir. - [ beeps ] 158 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,374 Wonderful. 159 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,768 Then you can start tomorrow by guiding the young souls 160 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:29,857 at the Moms Mabley Youth Center. 161 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,554 Oh, shoot, you want me to whip some punks into shape? 162 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,121 I can do that. I can do that all day long. 163 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,557 I can do that right now. Where they at? 164 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:35,645 [ laughs ] Where they at? 165 00:08:35,688 --> 00:08:37,865 Please bring them to me. Please. 166 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:40,607 No, Ms. Simmons, I want you to make a difference 167 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,826 without making a mess. 168 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,524 Make a difference without making a mess? 169 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:45,655 Court dismissed. 170 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,527 [ chiming ] 171 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:50,051 Well, listen, this does not bode well with me. 172 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,662 That stupid judge. If he thinks 173 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:54,621 I'm actually going through with this, he must be crazy. 174 00:08:54,664 --> 00:08:56,318 Everybody up in here crazy except me. 175 00:08:56,361 --> 00:09:00,061 Now, Madea, you have to do as the law says. 176 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:01,758 - Say who? - The law. 177 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:04,413 The law? Girl, I amthe law. 178 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:06,154 Get over there. Now, right now. 179 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,069 - Do it. - I do what I want. 180 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:10,767 Mind your business. I gotta go shoppin'. 181 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,769 [ beeping ] 182 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,689 Oh, this ain't good! 183 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:22,605 [ horns honking ] 184 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:25,347 Oh, I'm possessed! 185 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:26,870 [ shackle beeps ] 186 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,524 My hips ain't meant to do that! 187 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,048 Ah! Ooh! Ack! Oof. 188 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:34,399 - Oo-wee. - [ sirens blare ] 189 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:38,752 [ laughs ] Did I forget to mention my little escape clause? 190 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,710 You sneaky little frog-lookin'-toad. 191 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:44,758 If you attempt to avoid going to the Moms Mabley Youth Center, 192 00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:48,631 this controller will take you right back to where you're supposed to be. 193 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:52,940 I will make sure your foot goes exactly where it's supposed to. 194 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,637 Oh, I'll tell you exactly where it's supposed to be. 195 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,291 We're fixin' to end this nonsense right here, all right? 196 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:58,380 Here you go. I will-- I will get this-- 197 00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:01,252 I will-- I can't. I'ma get-- 198 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:04,342 - that's hurting my leg. - It's no use, Madea. 199 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:08,172 This ankle bracelet is completely indestructible, even for you. 200 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:11,480 You are power mad! You're power hungry! 201 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:15,571 I have my rights, and I ain't gonna let you get away with this, you-- 202 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:20,141 you-- you judge of a judge with a big ol' head judge! 203 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:23,274 You are gonna set an example for these disadvantaged kids. 204 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,450 And this bracelet and these two officers 205 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,670 are going to make sure you do it lawfully 206 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,498 and until I see fit! 207 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:33,197 - [ pings ] - Yes, I have one at home, too. 208 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:39,421 Thanks for nothing, "R2 Detour." 209 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:40,248 [ beeping ] 210 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,688 Wow, would you look at that? 211 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,864 Taking me back to the old days. 212 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,605 I was so sweet and innocent. 213 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:56,133 Excuse me, young man. What exactly do you think you're doing? 214 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,744 Getting lunch, stupid. 215 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:02,052 You forgot your lunch. 216 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,795 [ laughs ] 217 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,362 That was something. 218 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,973 I gave my first back eye right over there. 219 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:14,238 Such fond memories. Where does the time go? 220 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:17,024 Now time to set these kids straight Madea style. 221 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,503 And be outta here by lunch. 222 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:21,506 [ kids shouting ] 223 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,334 [ roars, screeches ] 224 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,604 [ grunts ] 225 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:39,829 Swish! 226 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,235 [ squealing ] 227 00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:57,978 [ grunting ] 228 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:08,205 What in the world of flies is this? 229 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:11,078 That old lady! Attack! 230 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,438 I have died and gone straight to hell. 231 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,749 Look out now! 232 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,576 That's all you fools got? Come on. 233 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,537 [ growls ] 234 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,060 You cray? You cray-cray? 235 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,888 I'm cray-cray, too. Come on, bring it. 236 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,324 Bring it, children. Bring it. 237 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:41,978 Ha. 238 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,941 Gotcha! 239 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,159 - [ whirring ] - Watch out! 240 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,945 Ooh, looky there. Pow, bam. 241 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,643 In your face, in your face. 242 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:57,298 Tryin' to get over on the old people? I got your "old" right here. 243 00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,822 Whoa! 244 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,302 Oh, so y'all must be the little punks 245 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,956 they want me to keep an eye on. 246 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,394 Let them out. 247 00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,874 All: Yeah. 248 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,050 Y'all ain't movin' one "ee-tee-ota" 249 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,747 until you learn some respect. 250 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,228 Look, just take your canklejewelry and get out of here. 251 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,970 We need to keep practicin'. 252 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,059 For the Youth Center Games? 253 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,104 Yeah, we'd like to get back to our losing ways, if you don't mind. 254 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,889 I don't want to lose again. 255 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,413 We ain't gonna lose! We're gonna win that prize money. 256 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:28,242 Yeah, don't worry, y'all. We're gonna save this place. 257 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,592 - This place gettin' shut down? - It's not up to code. 258 00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,246 Code? What you mean, code? 259 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,725 [ bangs ] 260 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:37,033 - [ thumps ] - [ squeaks ] 261 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:41,211 What's it to you? Once you get that bracelet off, you gonna split. 262 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:44,084 Yeah, just like everyone else who comes through those doors. 263 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:46,434 All: Yeah. 264 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:49,045 Well, from the looks of it, those doors aren't gonna be here much longer, 265 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,873 but while I'm here, y'all are gonna learn 266 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:54,703 some proper values and proper respect 267 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:58,838 and proper everything that little children should know by now. 268 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,796 We ain't listenin' to a word you say. 269 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,929 I have had enough of you, little girl. 270 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,931 I'm sure you have. 271 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,629 [ yells ] What the-- what is-- 272 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:08,673 oh, okay. Okay. 273 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,808 [ beeping ] 274 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,429 - Hwah. - [ siren blurts ] 275 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,954 Oh, officers, I'm scared! 276 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:30,521 Help! This woman is out of control. 277 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:33,002 - She caged up my friends! - What in the-- 278 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:36,136 Ms. Simmons, did Judge Michaels not make himself clear? 279 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,920 You are gonna play nice with these children 280 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:40,009 and you are going to start following the law. 281 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,271 No, no, you right, you right. 282 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,534 I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. 283 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:46,668 I'm so sorry, children, and, Officer, I'm so sorry. 284 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:49,627 Listen, um, y'all know where that judge lives? 285 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:53,196 I just want to run over and thank him for setting me on the right path 286 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,504 and to finding the light. You know? Yes, yes. 287 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,027 I'm gonna give him a nice hug. 288 00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,334 A real tight hug. 289 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:03,250 - [ beeps ] - Ooh, saved by the bell. 290 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,600 I'll see you bright and early. 291 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,211 Little girl, you better be ready for me. 292 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:11,171 Ladies and gentlemen, you are all here tonight 293 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,956 because you want to put someone in the mayor's office 294 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,219 who cares about the people of this city, 295 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:19,527 and that person is Betsy Holiday. 296 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,398 [ audience cheering ] 297 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,577 [ laughs ] 298 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,797 Thank you, Atlanta. 299 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,365 I am truly blessed to have the support 300 00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,802 of such an amazing group of people! 301 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,847 [ shutters click ] 302 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:39,155 As mayor of Atlanta, I promise I will answer 303 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,766 the prayers of the people of this fair city 304 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,682 and provide them with everything they need. 305 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,771 What do you need, sir? 306 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,600 Well, I am kinda hungry. 307 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,780 [ cheering ] 308 00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,869 What do you want from your new mayor? 309 00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,002 I want better education for my children! 310 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,442 And you, sir? What do you want? 311 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:06,966 I want more money in my pocket! 312 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,883 Thank you for your support, 313 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:15,061 and thank you for your vote! 314 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,542 Oh, puh-leese. 315 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,283 People are so stupid. 316 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:23,243 If they actually stopped to think for a minute, they'd revolt. 317 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,027 Well, let's hope they don't 318 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,682 because Mayor Thomas is picking up steam in the polls. 319 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:31,120 And what are we doing about it? 320 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,557 Well, we've got some new billboards going up 321 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:37,039 oh, and we've ordered an attachment so the launcher can launch puppies and kittens. 322 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,563 [ groans ] You are such a small thinker. 323 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:44,829 It's time. We have to give the people what they want now! 324 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,484 Or what they think they want. 325 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,834 I've done it before, my friend. 326 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,620 Now is the time to do it again. 327 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,143 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 328 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,927 I thought you were gonna wait until you got into office. 329 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,538 You know, when no one could challenge you? 330 00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,106 Well, it looks like I'll have to change my plan. 331 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:03,283 My partner is getting a little antsy anyway. 332 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,067 Your p-partner? 333 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,374 Too many questions, but don't worry. 334 00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:10,071 This will put me over the edge. 335 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:14,207 My partner will see to it that it does. 336 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:19,125 Gentlemen, we are going to fix the broken heart of this town-- 337 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,214 Freedom Park. 338 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,911 [ crackling ] 339 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,102 I forgot my purse. 340 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:42,496 Had to come back to this godforsaken place. 341 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,150 That old judge. 342 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,890 I oughta sentence him to three-to-five years 343 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,979 of my foot along side of his head. 344 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,764 [ beeping ] 345 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,200 Ooh, shut up. Shut up. 346 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,115 D, leave that be. 347 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,552 Where does that lady get all that stuff from? 348 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,599 What in the-- y'all havin' a little campout, I see? 349 00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,166 That doesn't concern you. 350 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,602 Why don't y'all go home, then? 351 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,343 - We don't have a home. - D, shut up. 352 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,477 Well, you can't sleep here. 353 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,610 I'm not gonna let you throw us on the streets. 354 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,090 Calm down, little girl. 355 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,700 Y'all ain't gettin' me riled up again. 356 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:13,918 You're gonna come sleep at my house 357 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,616 till we find a proper home for you. 358 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:16,660 Now, come on, let's go. 359 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,097 Me and D take care of ourselves. 360 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,229 Well, I could use a snack. 361 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,884 Oh, I guess you didn't find nothing in my purse. 362 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,886 Now come on, y'all. Leave them blankets. They filthy. 363 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,235 Shut your eyes, D. 364 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,760 Uh, children? 365 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,333 Oh, okay, fine. 366 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,161 Whoa. 367 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,381 - Let's go! - Netta: Let me outta here! 368 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,122 Dang Dang: Hey, let me go! 369 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,994 [ engine starts ] 370 00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,355 [ bird chirping ] 371 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,535 Madea: Wake up you little sleepyheaded children! 372 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:06,971 I got some breakfast down here for ya. 373 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,277 Joe, if you don't get outta my face... 374 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,410 [ sizzling ] 375 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,064 Oh, Mabel, you're cooking. Is breakfast ready yet? 376 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,066 Joe, I'm working on it. I'm working on the breakfast right now. 377 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,503 Sit there and hush. Just hush. 378 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,505 Mabel, I don't even know if I wanna eat your cooking. 379 00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:21,116 Keep it up. You might end up choking on this bacon. 380 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,031 'Cause every time I eat it, I start to itch. 381 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,206 [ laughing ] 382 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,077 [ cracking ] 383 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,559 [ grumbles ] 384 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,780 [ groans ] Okay, I need my oxygen. 385 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,609 - [ panting ] - [ door opens ] 386 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:39,830 All right, Madea. Now, I went down to that Child Welfare office 387 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,832 to talk about finding those kids a proper home 388 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,530 just like you asked me to. 389 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:47,142 - Mm-hmm. - But then... something happened. 390 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,801 [ muffled bark ] 391 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,151 [ whines ] 392 00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,943 Bam: And I just said to myself, 393 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:09,338 "Self, what would the Man Upstairs do in this situation?" 394 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:12,341 And I just couldn't leave that poor, helpless dog. 395 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,038 Bam, stop sitting there lyin'. 396 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,736 Tell the truth. You forgot to go down 397 00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,564 - to Child Welfare, didn't ya? - Bam: I mighta. 398 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,262 Now you go down to Child Welfare early in the morning 399 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:23,134 and get some help for these kids, you understand? 400 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,441 We goin' somewhere? 401 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,313 Yes, you're gonna sit down and have some bacon and eggs. 402 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:28,749 This is called breakfast. You didn't know that? 403 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,185 We don't want your charity. 404 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,882 - [ stutters ] - [ chair scrapes ] 405 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,841 Now, Madea, stay cool. 406 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:39,455 Little girl, look here. I know you're tough and I respect that. 407 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,065 But y'all kids need some nourishment. 408 00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:44,939 Now sit down at this table... 409 00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,506 and shove some of this food in your mouth 410 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,116 before I shove it in your mouth for ya-- 411 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:52,512 I'm sorry. Yes, sit down and eat something 412 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,949 and then I'll take y'all to the youth center. 413 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,604 Unless you get a hold of Social Services. 414 00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,216 Come on, D. 415 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,697 Oh, can I get some bacon, and, like, toast to go? 416 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,264 Come on, D. 417 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,920 [ slams ] 418 00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:13,533 Whoo-hoo, she a feisty one. She a feisty one. 419 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:17,101 I'm about to be feisty on your face, you raggedy old tick. 420 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:19,756 [ crunching ] 421 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,758 [ coughs ] It's filthy in here. 422 00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:25,414 You know, it ain't like you to get the authorities involved. 423 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,634 Look here, Bam. Them children need a home. 424 00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:30,158 Now get down to that welfare office. 425 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,334 Get down there. Break into it if you have to, 426 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,641 and don't get caught up in no "bureau-facy" or nothin'. 427 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:35,816 Get them children somewhere to stay. 428 00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,122 Now that's more like you. 429 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,479 Well, your suspension's shot. 430 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,176 You've been taking bumps too fast. 431 00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:50,265 But I haven't, I swear. 432 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,529 [ roars, screeches ] 433 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,009 That's tight. 434 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,189 [ music playing ] 435 00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:08,370 I can't believe y'all slept at the old lady's house last night. 436 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,154 Yeah, how freaky was that? 437 00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:13,375 Did she try to eat you? I bet she tried to eat you. 438 00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:15,377 It was a'ight. 439 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:19,512 So, somebody let you into her home and you thank her by walking out on her? 440 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:22,123 Man, I told you we don't need you here. 441 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,821 Oh, that's right. You don't need help from nobody. 442 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:26,170 How's that workin' out for you? 443 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,087 That's what I thought. 444 00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:32,176 Honey, you go around mad at the world all your life, 445 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,570 the world ain't gonna care about you. 446 00:22:34,614 --> 00:22:37,834 The world already doesn't care about me, about nobody. 447 00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:39,358 You right for the most part, honey. 448 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,055 Most times, the world don't care, 449 00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:42,796 but there are lots of people that do, 450 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:45,581 and you have to recognize when somebody really cares. 451 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:48,018 Do you understand, little girl? 452 00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:50,064 Boy, what you-- gimme this ball. 453 00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:54,460 Now, if you gonna dribble, bam, do it right. 454 00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:55,809 You see that? Br-rr-rr! 455 00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,160 Bam. [ laughs ] 456 00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:06,472 - Do it right. - [ thumping ] 457 00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:23,010 And that's why we need to restore Freedom Park 458 00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:25,055 and the Moms Mabley Youth Center. 459 00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,625 What in the hello is this? 460 00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:31,148 [ shutters click ] 461 00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:34,674 Betsy Holiday for mayor. 462 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,763 - And I'm Madea... - [ shutters click ] 463 00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:38,852 ...for get out of my gym. 464 00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:39,940 [ pops, squeals ] 465 00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:45,162 [ kids giggling ] 466 00:23:45,206 --> 00:23:47,338 [ laughs ] Now, Madea, 467 00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:50,646 I assure you, I will not get the heck out of your gym 468 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:53,475 until I have saved the Moms Mabley Youth Center. 469 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,742 Save? What you mean save? 470 00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:03,485 I'm going to make sure that you children 471 00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,792 and all the other children in this neighborhood 472 00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:08,272 have a new, safe place to play 473 00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:10,623 for many, many, many years to come. 474 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,451 [ cheering ] 475 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,801 All: Can we have those smoothie robot vending machines? 476 00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:16,193 And wheelchair ramps? 477 00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:20,154 And smoothie robot vending-- oh, wait. 478 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:22,939 So, we don't need the prize money anymore? 479 00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:28,554 No, my dear. Betsy is going to take care of everything. 480 00:24:28,597 --> 00:24:31,557 Now look here, hairdo, or hair don't, whatever that is on-- 481 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,690 what is that on your head? Is something living-- excuse me. 482 00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:37,345 From what I've seen, when somebody walks in your door 483 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:40,870 saying they're gonna fix all your problems, they're usually up to "somethint." 484 00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:43,003 Isn't that right? 485 00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:45,571 This place needs a helping hand. 486 00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:47,703 That's where I come in. 487 00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:50,140 Girl, get outta here. Don't act like you know what this place needs. 488 00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:52,447 You ain't from around here. You didn't grow up here. 489 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,754 You didn't give nobody a black eye in that "cornter," I did. 490 00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:56,016 You don't know what you're talking about. 491 00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:57,844 Well, I'll tell you what I'm not. 492 00:24:57,887 --> 00:25:00,542 - A criminal. - [ beeps ] 493 00:25:02,631 --> 00:25:05,329 This community's been burned by Mayor Thomas, 494 00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:08,550 but I assure you under Mayor Holiday... 495 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:09,856 [ shutter clicks ] 496 00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:12,467 ...things will be different. 497 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,948 Just take a look at what I've done to Chastain Park. 498 00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:17,733 Now, now, if you can follow me outside, 499 00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:20,083 we can start the cleanup process. 500 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,527 [ cheering ] 501 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,746 As mayor, I'll do what's necessary 502 00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:32,400 to clean up these streets. 503 00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:38,319 And we'll do it by recycling! 504 00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:41,801 [ grinding ] 505 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:46,457 [ cheering ] 506 00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:52,855 Children, we goin' for a ride. 507 00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:00,167 Madea: Children, I want you all to see something. 508 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:02,691 Welcome to the beautiful Chastain Park. 509 00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:15,922 Welcome to Chastain Park. 510 00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:17,793 [ quietly ] Perp alert, perp alert. 511 00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:21,318 - This place is tight. - For reals. 512 00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:24,278 - Dang. - We could sleep here and no one would notice. 513 00:26:24,321 --> 00:26:27,281 Whoo-hoo, look at all these wheelchair ramps! 514 00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:30,023 This must be what Heaven is like if God was in a wheelchair. 515 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:32,242 But I guess He wouldn't be. He's God. 516 00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:35,637 I mean, if He got in an accident, He could just fix Himself. 517 00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:38,292 [ snaps ] Focus, young man. 518 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:40,250 Y'all see a park "anty-where"? 519 00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:41,643 What about that little patch of grass? 520 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:44,472 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 521 00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:47,257 Man, there used to be some sick courts over here. 522 00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:49,912 Hey, look here. This looks less like Chastain Park 523 00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:51,740 and more like Chastain Parking Lot. 524 00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,089 [ groans ] 525 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,874 Y'all gonna call me out on my joke like that? 526 00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:56,266 Okay, fine. But that was funny. 527 00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:58,138 [ laughs ] I tickle myself. 528 00:27:00,488 --> 00:27:01,924 [ water splashing ] 529 00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:06,102 [ jingling ] 530 00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:06,973 Help! 531 00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:13,109 Come on, Dang Dang, come on. 532 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:15,982 Ooh, that Betsy Holiday, 533 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,679 she wants to do this to Freedom Park. 534 00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,159 I don't know who she thinks she's helping. 535 00:27:19,202 --> 00:27:20,813 Whatever happened to community? 536 00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:23,293 It's right there. 537 00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:25,556 Not that kind of community. Real community. 538 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,994 It's right there. 539 00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:29,822 Boy, I ain't talkin' about no store. 540 00:27:29,865 --> 00:27:32,433 I'm talking about community. 541 00:27:32,476 --> 00:27:36,567 If that Holiday "restores" Freedom Park, 542 00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:39,832 we can say goodbye to our youth center and to our community. 543 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:43,139 There won't be nothin' but fancy stores. 544 00:27:43,183 --> 00:27:46,534 I think I'm gonna pay Miss Betsy a little visit. 545 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:49,537 Ooh, ominous. 546 00:27:52,105 --> 00:27:55,195 Heh, y'all ladies need some help stretchin'? 547 00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:56,718 - [ chuckles ] - Hey! 548 00:28:04,944 --> 00:28:07,642 [ beeping ] 549 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:08,904 Ooh, this gonna have to be quick. 550 00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:13,996 And the last piece of the puzzle 551 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,651 is the Moms Mabley Youth Center. 552 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,480 [ distant sirens blaring, horns honking ] 553 00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:24,441 Our polling shows that this community 554 00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:26,879 - is favoring your new initiative. - Perfect. 555 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:38,717 So if you secure the park, you'll secure the mayor's office. 556 00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:45,332 [ crashes ] 557 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:46,812 Heller. 558 00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:52,774 Madea, please come in before you freeze. 559 00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:57,083 Zip it, lippit. Betsy, I took a little trip down to Chastain Park today. 560 00:28:57,126 --> 00:29:00,042 Or should I say Chastain Park-ing Lot? 561 00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:02,697 - [ snickers ] - I knew y'all were gonna laugh. 562 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,003 I like him. [ laughs ] 563 00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:06,222 I know you mean to tear down Freedom Park. 564 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,484 [ groans ] 565 00:29:07,528 --> 00:29:10,618 Will you excuse us for a moment? 566 00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:12,620 All right, Madea. 567 00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,927 I've had about all I can take from you. 568 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,755 [ snaps ] 569 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,582 Girl, you ugly when you mad. 570 00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:20,106 [ sirens blaring ] 571 00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:21,760 - [ beeps ] - [ chuckles ] 572 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:24,153 Oh, you can't stop this, Madea. 573 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:27,722 It's what the people want. It's what the voters want. 574 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,725 In two weeks, that park will be mine. 575 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,771 Oh, really? Okay, Betsy. 576 00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,903 Well, I think this $25,000 prize 577 00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:37,427 will be enough to pay for those building improvements you were talking about. 578 00:29:37,471 --> 00:29:41,040 - What you think? - Those kids don't stand a chance. 579 00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:44,304 I've created my own team, just to make sure. 580 00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:46,785 You what? Girl, what crazy you talkin' about? 581 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:49,526 The Chastain Park Players. 582 00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,093 Super athletes, you know. 583 00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:54,009 Please, we could take on those robots any day. 584 00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:56,707 If you don't stay out of my way, 585 00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,318 I'm gonna bury you. 586 00:29:58,361 --> 00:30:01,016 Oh, look here. Betsy got some street in her, I see. 587 00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:02,235 Mm-hmm. 588 00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:04,715 Oh, no, I do not. 589 00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:08,545 - [ banging on door ] - Oh, looks like your ride is here. 590 00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:10,504 You're gonna have to come with us. 591 00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:13,986 No, you don't understand. That woman is gonna tear down the center. 592 00:30:14,029 --> 00:30:16,989 That woman? You mean the future mayor of this city? 593 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,775 - Let's go. - Come on, Madea, 594 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,560 just follow the rules and we won't have to do this kind of stuff. 595 00:30:23,604 --> 00:30:26,085 You know what? I take back all the compliments I gave to y'all. 596 00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:27,608 You're-- both of you, you look like-- 597 00:30:27,651 --> 00:30:28,696 you look like a fart. 598 00:30:30,959 --> 00:30:35,224 [ rattling, whirring ] 599 00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:43,493 Can I get one last tune-up? 600 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:48,063 [ clicking ] 601 00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:50,500 - There ya go. - Thanks, man. 602 00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:55,418 [ grunts ] 603 00:30:55,462 --> 00:30:57,116 [ creaking ] 604 00:31:02,077 --> 00:31:04,471 That lady's gonna tear this place down. 605 00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:07,256 Yeah, and build stores that only sell batteries. 606 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:09,389 [ scoffs ] That's a wack business model, yo. 607 00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:10,694 Wait-- what is going on here? 608 00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,174 What the heck is going on here? 609 00:31:12,218 --> 00:31:14,350 Why aren't y'all practicin' for the Youth Center Games? 610 00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:16,091 We need to win that prize money. 611 00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:18,441 - What are you talking about? - Listen to me. 612 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:22,358 That disgusting Holiday woman can't legally buy Freedom Park 613 00:31:22,402 --> 00:31:24,534 unless this place gets shut down. 614 00:31:24,578 --> 00:31:26,536 You mean whenit gets shut down. 615 00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:28,756 No, no, no, no. It's not when it gets shut down. 616 00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:30,062 It's not gonna get shut down. 617 00:31:30,105 --> 00:31:32,151 Y'all are gonna win that prize money 618 00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:33,717 and get this building up to code. 619 00:31:33,761 --> 00:31:36,285 Do you understand? You can do it. 620 00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:38,200 Ankle bracelet lady might be on to something, y'all. 621 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,987 We're just gonna lose. 622 00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:47,296 Son, if you don't try, you've already lost. 623 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,950 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 624 00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:51,953 Listen, if you try your hardest and do your absolute best, 625 00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:53,868 I guarantee you will save this place, 626 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,087 but you're gonna have to work hard. 627 00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:58,090 My juice box has a guarantee. 628 00:31:58,133 --> 00:32:00,353 Oh, no, this is a better guarantee, honey. 629 00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:03,660 This is a Madea guarantee. You can take that to the bank. 630 00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:05,836 That means something. You better ask some people. 631 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,664 Now who's with me? Come on, who with me? 632 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:14,802 See? I can follow them rules... good-lookin'. 633 00:32:14,845 --> 00:32:16,325 Oh, yeah, she's talkin' about me. 634 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:18,197 No, no, no, no. She's talking about me. 635 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,112 Okay, you know what? You're delusional, man. 636 00:32:20,155 --> 00:32:22,853 I'm delusional? No, you'redelusional, my friend. 637 00:32:22,897 --> 00:32:25,117 Now, the key to winning is-- bam. 638 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,814 [ all snickering ] 639 00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:28,381 [ chuckles ] 640 00:32:28,424 --> 00:32:31,123 - Mabel, that spells "pee." - Thank you, Joe. 641 00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:34,822 - [ laughs ] Like urination. - We got it, Joe. 642 00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:37,042 I'm sorry about my brother. 643 00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:39,522 He's just what I call an "eye-diot." 644 00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:42,569 - Unh! - [ all laugh ] 645 00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:45,789 All right, now, as you know, the game has four competitions-- 646 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:48,923 the 100-meter race, three-on-three basketball, 647 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:52,796 weightlifting, and then the team competition, capture the flag, okay? 648 00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:05,200 - [ grunts ] - What the-- 649 00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:07,289 - Let me-- - Oh-- uh... 650 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:08,769 [ siren chirps ] 651 00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:23,088 Bam. 652 00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:37,711 We're just training, Officer. 653 00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:42,063 Now, go on. I don't want you to see a lady lookin' like this. 654 00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:45,284 - She thinks I'm hot. - You'rehot? You're-- no, I'm hot! 655 00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:50,376 [ grunts ] 656 00:33:58,993 --> 00:34:00,342 Whoo. 657 00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:03,998 [ sniffs ] Oh! 658 00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:11,266 Oh, yes! 659 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:13,833 I don't know if this is legal, Madea. 660 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:17,141 Look here, it ain't legal for them to smell this bad, either. 661 00:34:17,185 --> 00:34:18,317 Watch out. 662 00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:23,016 Sorry. 663 00:34:24,888 --> 00:34:26,803 - Ooh. - Act like we statues. 664 00:34:35,029 --> 00:34:36,900 You mess with us, we mess with you. 665 00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:39,033 Y'all can't touch the Mabley crew. Come on. 666 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,817 All: You mess with us, we mess with you. 667 00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:42,993 Y'all can't touch the Mabley crew. 668 00:34:43,036 --> 00:34:44,908 You mess with us, we mess with you. 669 00:34:44,952 --> 00:34:47,041 Y'all can't touch the Mabley crew. 670 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:50,523 Aw, how cute. [ chuckles ] 671 00:34:50,565 --> 00:34:53,743 They're actually going to try and save this dump. 672 00:34:53,786 --> 00:34:57,921 You are going to put a stop to this, and fast. 673 00:34:57,965 --> 00:35:00,141 Oh, not to worry, sir. 674 00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:02,796 - I-- I'll think of something. - You better! 675 00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:07,192 If I don't get my mall, you don't get to be mayor. 676 00:35:07,235 --> 00:35:13,023 And I'll kick you back out onto the streets where I found you. 677 00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:16,897 Do you remember that, Betsy-wetsy? 678 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:19,595 [ whimpering ] No, please, don't, sir. 679 00:35:19,639 --> 00:35:21,380 - Please. - [ laughing ] 680 00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:25,253 Man: Remember, Betsy-wetsy. 681 00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:26,602 I built you. 682 00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:28,387 [ sobbing ] 683 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:30,258 And I can break you. 684 00:35:30,302 --> 00:35:33,479 Have I made myself clear? 685 00:35:33,522 --> 00:35:36,134 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. [ sobbing ] 686 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:49,799 Good, Chris. You're actually starting to make some. 687 00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:52,411 And, Lacey, you're scary. That's good. 688 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:54,064 [ growls ] 689 00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:56,066 Madea, Madea, Madea! 690 00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:58,112 I finally got in touch with Social Services. 691 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:01,289 They're gonna come by your house tonight and meet the children. 692 00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:04,858 Oh, oh, I didn't realize you were going down there already. 693 00:36:04,901 --> 00:36:06,729 I-- I-- I mean... 694 00:36:06,773 --> 00:36:09,341 I whooped their butts, 695 00:36:09,384 --> 00:36:12,170 avoided the bureaucracy, just like you told me to. 696 00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:15,085 Come on, D. 697 00:36:15,129 --> 00:36:17,044 But I thought we were going back to Madea's house? 698 00:36:17,087 --> 00:36:19,264 What, so we can let us hand her over to the state? 699 00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:21,831 Naw, I'm not letting her split us up. 700 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:23,529 Let's go. 701 00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:31,798 [ ticking ] 702 00:36:34,844 --> 00:36:36,281 Oh, they'll be here soon. 703 00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:37,847 They probably got stuck at the library. 704 00:36:37,891 --> 00:36:39,675 [ chuckles nervously ] 705 00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,941 [ groans ] 706 00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:50,904 [ distant siren wails ] 707 00:36:50,947 --> 00:36:53,602 Dee, look at these shoes. 708 00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:55,300 [ sighs ] 709 00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:58,216 We need a sugar mama. 710 00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:05,875 I promise you I'm gonna find you someplace safe to sleep soon. 711 00:37:05,919 --> 00:37:08,138 I'm gonna find you a real home. 712 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:14,275 - [ sirens blaring ] - [ helicopter blades whirring ] 713 00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:20,673 [ gasps ] 714 00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:24,590 D! 715 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,074 [ gasps ] 716 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,252 [ gasps ] 717 00:37:37,037 --> 00:37:38,865 [ growling ] 718 00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:43,304 - [ groaning ] - [ growling ] 719 00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,004 Dang Dang! 720 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:55,534 [ both groaning ] 721 00:37:55,577 --> 00:37:56,926 Grab my hand! 722 00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:01,583 [ gasps ] No! 723 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:03,716 [ pants ] 724 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,038 [ line rings ] 725 00:38:23,605 --> 00:38:25,346 On your mark... 726 00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:30,482 get set... 727 00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:32,832 - Joe! - Eh! 728 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,181 [ horn blares ] 729 00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:39,969 Where did y'all sleep last night? 730 00:38:40,013 --> 00:38:41,754 Why do you care? 731 00:38:41,797 --> 00:38:44,757 We received an anonymous tip that they were sleeping at the park. 732 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,761 Little girl, I was worried sick. 733 00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:50,023 We looked everywhere for y'all. 734 00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:52,112 Apparently not. 735 00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:55,550 Okay, that is it. I have held back for as long as I could. 736 00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:57,683 What you need is a good old spankin' from back in the day. 737 00:38:57,726 --> 00:38:59,032 Come here. Come here, girl. 738 00:38:59,075 --> 00:39:02,514 Oh, girl, girl. You gonna get it now. 739 00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:04,733 - Put me down! - Let go of my sister! 740 00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:07,519 - Hey! Hey! - Ow! Ow! 741 00:39:07,562 --> 00:39:09,912 - [ laughing ] - Yeah, give it to her good! 742 00:39:09,956 --> 00:39:12,480 Ms. Simmons, what are you doing? 743 00:39:12,524 --> 00:39:14,003 [ horn honks ] 744 00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:20,227 Children, cover your eyes. 745 00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:22,403 No, I wanna see this. 746 00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:25,493 Now I know you ain't show up on my turf again. 747 00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:27,016 You ain't gonna hurt these kids. 748 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:29,584 [ laughs ] Oh, Madea, so colorful. 749 00:39:29,628 --> 00:39:32,413 But I'm here on a mission of love. 750 00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:34,372 [ shutters click ] 751 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,941 You know, when I was here the other day, 752 00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:43,206 I was particularly inspired by two of your children. 753 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:47,080 There's nothing that breaks my heart more 754 00:39:47,123 --> 00:39:50,910 than seeing children without a home. 755 00:39:50,953 --> 00:39:53,521 That's why I'm going to adopt little Delinquinetta here, 756 00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:55,654 and her brother Dang Dang. 757 00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:58,439 - What? - [ cheering ] 758 00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:04,445 And from what I saw earlier, it looks like I arrived just in time. 759 00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:07,622 - Child abuse, Madea? - Mm-hmm. 760 00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:09,842 "Mrs. Anonymous Tip," huh? 761 00:40:09,885 --> 00:40:13,411 You are just terrible, using these children just to get your face on the T-Vision. 762 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:15,282 You know, Ms. Simmons, 763 00:40:15,325 --> 00:40:18,590 someone's gotta keep these kids from being split apart. 764 00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:20,243 So what does this mean? 765 00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:22,768 It means, dear, that you and your little brother Dang Dang 766 00:40:22,811 --> 00:40:24,987 will finally have a suitable home. 767 00:40:26,859 --> 00:40:29,949 It is time to settle this the Madea way. 768 00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:37,652 Well, isn't that what got you in trouble in the first place? 769 00:40:37,696 --> 00:40:39,698 I think you've just shown us all 770 00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:44,050 that these children are much better off with a law-abiding caretaker. 771 00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:48,271 Come here, dear. 772 00:40:48,315 --> 00:40:51,449 I got your some "Welcome to the family" presents. 773 00:40:51,492 --> 00:40:53,059 For you. 774 00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:58,847 - [ music playing ] - Whoa, dang! 775 00:41:01,067 --> 00:41:03,112 Sugar mama. 776 00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:05,680 And for you. 777 00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:08,596 [ gasps ] These are for me? 778 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,859 Oh, go on, try them on. 779 00:41:15,211 --> 00:41:18,388 That was the shoes conforming precisely 780 00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:20,086 to the shape of your foot. 781 00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:22,218 All: Dang! 782 00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:24,220 Come on, girl, take them ugly, gaudy shoes off. 783 00:41:24,264 --> 00:41:25,918 We got to go practice. Come on. 784 00:41:25,961 --> 00:41:30,313 Netta, I know the thing you want more than anything in the world 785 00:41:30,357 --> 00:41:33,534 is that your brother have a safe place to live. 786 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:35,754 [ music playing ] 787 00:41:35,797 --> 00:41:39,192 Please, let me give you that place. 788 00:41:39,235 --> 00:41:40,759 Honey, don't you fall for that. 789 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:42,848 What this woman is offering you, that is not a home. 790 00:41:42,891 --> 00:41:45,503 - Trust me. - And, what, you are? 791 00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:47,287 You're just trying to get rid of us. 792 00:41:56,426 --> 00:41:58,211 All right, we'll come live with you. 793 00:41:58,254 --> 00:41:59,386 Really? 794 00:42:01,344 --> 00:42:03,608 Oh, wonderful! 795 00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:06,132 Welcome to the family. 796 00:42:06,175 --> 00:42:09,048 - [ cheering ] - [ shutters clicking ] 797 00:42:09,091 --> 00:42:10,832 What about the rest of us? 798 00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:12,312 What about the games? 799 00:42:12,355 --> 00:42:16,403 I am so sorry to say Netta and Dang Dang 800 00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:19,101 won't be able to compete with you in the games. 801 00:42:19,145 --> 00:42:21,713 I'm so sorry, children. 802 00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:22,975 Well, what about the center? 803 00:42:23,018 --> 00:42:24,454 We need you guys. 804 00:42:24,498 --> 00:42:25,978 Don't worry, children. 805 00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:29,372 Mayor Betsy will take care of you. 806 00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:32,462 I'm sorry, y'all, but we gotta look out for our own, you know. 807 00:42:32,506 --> 00:42:34,726 I thought we wereyour own. 808 00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:36,684 Do something, Madea! 809 00:42:36,728 --> 00:42:38,512 - Yeah, come on. - You just can't let this happen. 810 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:39,731 We need you! 811 00:42:39,774 --> 00:42:41,733 Well, ain't nothin' I say 812 00:42:41,776 --> 00:42:43,952 gonna change that little girl's mind. 813 00:42:43,996 --> 00:42:45,998 I got nothing in my purse to fix this. 814 00:42:46,041 --> 00:42:49,523 Come along, children, let's go home. 815 00:42:55,747 --> 00:42:57,575 How could you let this happen? 816 00:42:57,618 --> 00:43:00,360 Now there's no way we'll win the games and save the center. 817 00:43:00,403 --> 00:43:03,232 Yeah, don't you care about what happens to them, to the center? 818 00:43:03,276 --> 00:43:06,453 Course I do, but cryin' never fixed nothin'. 819 00:43:06,496 --> 00:43:08,368 We just gotta get out there and do what we do. 820 00:43:08,411 --> 00:43:10,631 - Now, come on. - Judge Michaels called. 821 00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:12,154 We have to take you in. 822 00:43:12,198 --> 00:43:13,895 Says he saw a video of you and Netta. 823 00:43:13,939 --> 00:43:15,549 You're a YouTube star now. 824 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,812 Wonderful. 825 00:43:17,856 --> 00:43:19,901 Don't worry, children, I'll be back to help you all out. 826 00:43:19,945 --> 00:43:22,774 I'll be back. I'm gonna go fix this and I'll be right back. 827 00:43:22,817 --> 00:43:25,820 Don't. You usually just make things worse. 828 00:43:32,087 --> 00:43:34,655 Guess we're on our own for the games tomorrow. 829 00:43:40,269 --> 00:43:42,663 Whoa. 830 00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:45,840 Baller! Yeah, I could get used to this. 831 00:43:45,884 --> 00:43:49,539 Oh, you will, and please don't use that word in my house. 832 00:43:51,585 --> 00:43:54,632 Hey, look, there's the youth center. 833 00:43:54,675 --> 00:43:57,678 Ooh, it looks terrible even from here, doesn't it? 834 00:43:57,722 --> 00:43:59,245 I don't know, it looks a'ight. 835 00:43:59,288 --> 00:44:00,942 Well, you shouldn't look back. 836 00:44:00,986 --> 00:44:02,509 I never did. 837 00:44:02,552 --> 00:44:05,251 You just need to embrace the finer things in life. 838 00:44:05,294 --> 00:44:06,818 Now, don't bother me. 839 00:44:08,558 --> 00:44:10,430 Agh! 840 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:42,070 [ foghorn blows ] 841 00:44:42,114 --> 00:44:45,160 [ singing ] 842 00:44:47,293 --> 00:44:49,817 [ singing continues ] 843 00:44:53,386 --> 00:44:57,303 It's clear that you have not learned your lesson, Ms. Simmons. 844 00:44:57,346 --> 00:44:59,827 You don't understand, Judge, I was trying to help. 845 00:44:59,871 --> 00:45:00,959 I was trying to help her! 846 00:45:01,002 --> 00:45:02,700 By spanking her? Save it. 847 00:45:02,743 --> 00:45:04,440 We've heard this before. 848 00:45:04,484 --> 00:45:06,747 I don't want you anywhere near those kids or the youth center. 849 00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:09,881 You'll fulfill the rest of your sentence under house arrest. 850 00:45:09,924 --> 00:45:11,186 No! 851 00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:13,406 [ beeps ] 852 00:45:13,449 --> 00:45:15,887 I can't do no house arrest. 853 00:45:15,930 --> 00:45:17,932 I have to be at the game. Those kids need me. 854 00:45:17,976 --> 00:45:19,499 - [ beeps ] - Court dismissed. 855 00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:22,502 - [ chimes ] - Yay, I did it, I did it. 856 00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:28,290 You know, I actually believe her this time. 857 00:45:28,334 --> 00:45:30,292 Me, too, and I'm the handsome one. 858 00:45:30,336 --> 00:45:32,730 - [ car door closes ] - [ engine starts ] 859 00:45:35,994 --> 00:45:40,825 Once upon a time there was a wooden puppet who didn't do what he was told. 860 00:45:40,868 --> 00:45:43,915 He was a bad, bad puppet 861 00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:47,353 so he never became real. 862 00:45:47,396 --> 00:45:49,572 The end. Go to sleep! 863 00:46:00,627 --> 00:46:03,717 [ spectators cheering ] 864 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,414 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, 865 00:46:05,458 --> 00:46:08,374 welcome to the 17th annual Youth Center Games! 866 00:46:08,417 --> 00:46:09,984 [ cheering ] 867 00:46:10,028 --> 00:46:12,030 No sign of Madea anywhere. 868 00:46:12,073 --> 00:46:13,553 Man, she ain't comin'. 869 00:46:13,596 --> 00:46:15,816 - Hey! - What in the-- 870 00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:18,993 [ music playing ] ♪ I'm the greatest, yeah, I'm the greatest ♪ 871 00:46:19,037 --> 00:46:21,735 ♪ Ain't got no doubt, let me say what's on your mind ♪ 872 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:25,217 ♪ I'm the greatest, I'm the greatest... ♪ 873 00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:27,132 [ cheering ] 874 00:46:29,656 --> 00:46:31,658 Hola! Hola! 875 00:46:31,701 --> 00:46:34,879 This year, we have six hopeful teams competing 876 00:46:34,922 --> 00:46:37,707 for the $25,000 prize! 877 00:46:37,751 --> 00:46:40,101 And now, without further ado, 878 00:46:40,145 --> 00:46:42,016 let the games begin! 879 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:44,062 [ cheering ] 880 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,772 Ooh, that judge. Ooh, he made me so mad. 881 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,426 He don't know what he doin', Joe. 882 00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:03,298 Oh, he done gone rogue. He got to be stopped. 883 00:47:03,342 --> 00:47:06,084 Think he could lock me up in here with you. 884 00:47:07,607 --> 00:47:09,652 [ beeps ] 885 00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:12,220 I made a promise to those children. 886 00:47:15,354 --> 00:47:17,182 [ beeping ] 887 00:47:17,225 --> 00:47:19,053 "P.E.E."! 888 00:47:19,097 --> 00:47:21,273 You need one of them adult diapers? 889 00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:23,971 [ grunts ] "P... E..." 890 00:47:24,015 --> 00:47:26,495 [ beeping ] 891 00:47:26,539 --> 00:47:28,758 Ah! No, no! 892 00:47:28,802 --> 00:47:31,674 No, you don't! 893 00:47:31,718 --> 00:47:33,676 [ music playing ] 894 00:47:35,069 --> 00:47:37,463 - [ tires squealing ] - [ beeping ] 895 00:47:42,685 --> 00:47:43,991 - Ooh. - [ beeps ] 896 00:47:45,558 --> 00:47:48,430 "P... E.E."! 897 00:47:48,474 --> 00:47:50,432 [ beeping ] 898 00:47:55,611 --> 00:47:57,309 You can do it, Madea! 899 00:47:57,352 --> 00:47:59,746 [ beeping continues ] 900 00:47:59,789 --> 00:48:01,661 [ blasts ] 901 00:48:01,704 --> 00:48:03,184 Whoo, yes! 902 00:48:03,228 --> 00:48:05,926 Call Bam, Joe! We gonna need a car! 903 00:48:05,970 --> 00:48:08,886 I'm free, free at last! Free at last. 904 00:48:08,929 --> 00:48:10,670 Ooh, hoo-hoo. 905 00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:14,630 Well, this is cozy. 906 00:48:16,023 --> 00:48:17,459 Announcer: As the brackets compete, 907 00:48:17,503 --> 00:48:19,113 we'll see which two teams 908 00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:21,594 end up in the final team competition, 909 00:48:21,637 --> 00:48:23,813 capture the flag! 910 00:48:29,602 --> 00:48:31,299 [ horn blares ] 911 00:48:37,436 --> 00:48:40,265 [ cheering ] 912 00:48:43,224 --> 00:48:44,922 Ooh, look at her run! 913 00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:50,188 - [ whistle tweets ] - [ all cheer ] 914 00:48:50,231 --> 00:48:51,580 [ horn blares ] 915 00:48:51,624 --> 00:48:54,105 And it will be the Chastain Park 916 00:48:54,148 --> 00:48:57,978 versus the underdogs at the Moms Mabley Youth Center. 917 00:48:58,022 --> 00:49:00,938 Wow, who could've expected this? 918 00:49:00,981 --> 00:49:03,984 - [ shutters clicking ] - [ cheering ] 919 00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:11,905 [ sirens blaring ] 920 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:14,038 I can't believe she beat the bracelet. 921 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,737 [ horns honking ] 922 00:49:23,395 --> 00:49:26,137 Wow, she's good. 923 00:49:30,663 --> 00:49:34,014 [ screeching, crashing ] 924 00:49:34,058 --> 00:49:36,495 I'm sorry, Officer! 925 00:49:36,538 --> 00:49:39,585 But I got some children to help. I'll see y'all in a bit. 926 00:49:39,628 --> 00:49:41,021 [ helicopter blades whirring ] 927 00:49:44,764 --> 00:49:45,678 [ snaps ] 928 00:49:46,896 --> 00:49:49,029 Hey, where'd she go? 929 00:49:51,075 --> 00:49:54,643 Ooh, this a nice tree. What is that, spruce? 930 00:49:54,687 --> 00:49:56,906 [ sniffs ] I believe that's pine. 931 00:49:56,950 --> 00:50:00,562 Ooh, smells good. Smells like springtime in Paris... 932 00:50:00,606 --> 00:50:02,129 Mississippi. 933 00:50:03,957 --> 00:50:05,524 Bam: I'm gonna lose my dentures! 934 00:50:05,567 --> 00:50:08,135 [ bell ringing ] 935 00:50:11,095 --> 00:50:12,748 Oh, no, Madea! 936 00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:13,793 You gonna kill us, woman. 937 00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:17,884 - [ screeching ] - [ screaming ] 938 00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:22,628 Would you two be quiet? 939 00:50:22,671 --> 00:50:24,891 [ squealing ] 940 00:50:24,934 --> 00:50:26,501 [ sirens blaring ] 941 00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:30,375 Bam: Oh, my. 942 00:50:30,418 --> 00:50:32,638 Joe: What did you do to this car, Mabel? 943 00:50:32,681 --> 00:50:34,335 [ helicopter blades whirring ] 944 00:50:34,379 --> 00:50:36,729 Ooh, they just can't get enough of me, can they? 945 00:50:36,772 --> 00:50:38,992 [ sirens blaring ] 946 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:42,256 Ooh, you can't stop Madea. Madea always fight back. 947 00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:44,954 Ah! 948 00:50:44,998 --> 00:50:46,304 I'm gonna show those little ones 949 00:50:46,347 --> 00:50:48,393 how to deal with their problems, 950 00:50:48,436 --> 00:50:51,352 and I'll get it done like I always do 'cause I'm Madea, baby. 951 00:50:51,396 --> 00:50:53,354 Come on, Madea. 952 00:50:53,398 --> 00:50:54,616 Well, heller, good-lookin'. 953 00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:56,705 She was talking to me. 954 00:50:56,749 --> 00:50:58,490 Actually, I was talkin' to both of y'all, 955 00:50:58,533 --> 00:51:01,362 I'm gonna show that Holiday woman what the what's what. 956 00:51:01,406 --> 00:51:05,192 She tryin' to fix the game so my kids can't save the youth center. 957 00:51:05,236 --> 00:51:07,455 I told y'all, good-lookin', 958 00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:09,414 I gotta help these kids, good-lookin'. 959 00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:12,156 Are y'all gonna help me or what, good-lookin'? 960 00:51:12,199 --> 00:51:13,592 What'd you have in mind? 961 00:51:14,723 --> 00:51:17,378 [ whirring ] 962 00:51:17,422 --> 00:51:19,337 Bam: I told you we should spend more time in church! 963 00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:21,208 Joe: Do I have time to make my confession? 964 00:51:23,428 --> 00:51:26,170 Let's go save the youth center, good-lookin'! 965 00:51:26,213 --> 00:51:27,954 - [ sirens blaring ] - I ain't never been on this side. 966 00:51:27,997 --> 00:51:29,521 Feels good to be on the right side. 967 00:51:29,564 --> 00:51:32,567 Wow! Let's do this, po-po! 968 00:51:35,657 --> 00:51:38,269 In a few minutes, the final competition begins, 969 00:51:38,312 --> 00:51:40,749 and from the looks of it, the Mabley kids 970 00:51:40,793 --> 00:51:44,927 don't stand a chance of winning that $25,000 prize. 971 00:51:46,059 --> 00:51:48,366 [ sirens approaching ] 972 00:51:48,409 --> 00:51:51,630 [ tires screech ] 973 00:51:51,673 --> 00:51:53,153 [ gasps ] It's Madea. 974 00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:54,589 She came back. 975 00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:57,026 Nah, she's just being chased by the police again. 976 00:52:00,073 --> 00:52:01,422 Maybe not. 977 00:52:01,466 --> 00:52:04,121 Y'all ready to go out there and save our home? 978 00:52:04,164 --> 00:52:06,949 - She came back. - And she brought some friends. 979 00:52:06,993 --> 00:52:08,342 [ growls ] 980 00:52:08,386 --> 00:52:11,084 My friends drove all this way for a good show, 981 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,825 and you're gonna give it to 'em, ain't that right, kids? 982 00:52:12,868 --> 00:52:14,522 You mess with us, we mess with you, 983 00:52:14,566 --> 00:52:16,133 y'all can't touch the Mabley crew. 984 00:52:16,176 --> 00:52:18,004 All: You mess with us, we mess with you, 985 00:52:18,047 --> 00:52:19,832 y'all can't touch the Mabley crew. 986 00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:22,269 Hoo-hoo-hoo- hoo-hoo-hoo. 987 00:52:22,313 --> 00:52:24,097 You crazy woman. 988 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,506 - Netta, what are you--? - Shh. 989 00:52:41,549 --> 00:52:43,116 Whoa! 990 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,031 I think we about to get a little help. 991 00:52:45,074 --> 00:52:48,426 Excuse me, Netta, dear, where are you going? 992 00:52:48,469 --> 00:52:50,036 Where we belong. 993 00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:52,081 This is yours. 994 00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:54,997 By the way, you're gonna owe a lot in texts. 995 00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:56,912 Announcer: What is this? 996 00:52:56,956 --> 00:52:59,263 It appears as if two of the Chastain teammates 997 00:52:59,306 --> 00:53:01,439 are switching over to the Mabley team. 998 00:53:01,482 --> 00:53:03,223 Twist! 999 00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:04,703 Welcome back. 1000 00:53:04,746 --> 00:53:06,705 You can't do this to me! 1001 00:53:06,748 --> 00:53:08,663 Enjoy this beatdown, Betsy! 1002 00:53:08,707 --> 00:53:11,623 Enjoy this beatdown! 1003 00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:13,015 [ whistle tweets ] 1004 00:53:17,716 --> 00:53:19,152 Now go win this thing. 1005 00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:21,285 Take your places, take your places. 1006 00:53:21,328 --> 00:53:22,938 Announcer: All right, folks, you know the rules. 1007 00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:25,637 One member of the team must grab the other team's flag 1008 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,944 without being touched and take it back to their side. 1009 00:53:28,988 --> 00:53:30,816 First one to do this wins. 1010 00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:33,297 [ necks crackling ] 1011 00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:35,473 Gross. 1012 00:53:39,477 --> 00:53:41,218 [ whistle tweets ] 1013 00:53:45,178 --> 00:53:49,008 - [ knuckles crackle ] - No mercy! 1014 00:53:50,662 --> 00:53:51,576 [ whistle tweets ] 1015 00:53:53,795 --> 00:53:56,015 [ barking ] 1016 00:54:03,414 --> 00:54:04,676 [ whistle tweets ] 1017 00:54:09,811 --> 00:54:11,291 - [ whistle tweets ] - Hey! 1018 00:54:11,335 --> 00:54:13,119 - [ crowd cheering ] - Great teamwork. 1019 00:54:13,162 --> 00:54:14,251 That's my Mabley kids. 1020 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:26,480 Whoa! 1021 00:54:26,524 --> 00:54:28,177 [ groans ] 1022 00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:29,135 [ panting ] 1023 00:54:38,927 --> 00:54:40,712 [ panting ] 1024 00:54:40,755 --> 00:54:42,279 Get her! 1025 00:54:43,758 --> 00:54:46,500 I can't do this. There's no way. 1026 00:54:46,544 --> 00:54:48,763 If you don't try, you already lost. 1027 00:54:57,903 --> 00:54:59,513 No! 1028 00:54:59,557 --> 00:55:01,341 Announcer: 10 seconds on the clock. 1029 00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:03,300 - Nine, eight, seven... - Yeah, go, that's it, right there! 1030 00:55:03,343 --> 00:55:05,563 Announcer: Six, five, four, 1031 00:55:05,606 --> 00:55:09,697 three, two, one! 1032 00:55:09,741 --> 00:55:11,351 [ horn blares ] 1033 00:55:11,395 --> 00:55:14,746 And the winners of the 17th Annual Youth Center Games 1034 00:55:14,789 --> 00:55:18,097 are the Chastain Park team! 1035 00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:21,448 Yes! Go! Give 'em no mercy! 1036 00:55:21,492 --> 00:55:23,145 Go, go, go! 1037 00:55:30,588 --> 00:55:32,024 [ shutter clicks ] 1038 00:55:32,067 --> 00:55:33,982 All right, Madea, 1039 00:55:34,026 --> 00:55:36,768 say goodbye to your Freedom Park and-- 1040 00:55:36,811 --> 00:55:39,814 [ laughs ] your freedom. 1041 00:55:39,858 --> 00:55:41,468 Something ain't right. 1042 00:55:41,512 --> 00:55:42,643 What's that? 1043 00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:44,428 [ beeps ] 1044 00:55:44,471 --> 00:55:46,168 Now, wait a minute How did that get on there? 1045 00:55:49,128 --> 00:55:51,173 Well, look at this. What do we have here? 1046 00:55:52,610 --> 00:55:54,699 [ beeps ] 1047 00:55:55,961 --> 00:55:57,136 [ spectators gasp ] 1048 00:55:59,747 --> 00:56:01,923 Well, it's obvious what's going on here. 1049 00:56:03,969 --> 00:56:08,277 I'm Betsy Holiday, beloved and-- 1050 00:56:08,321 --> 00:56:11,411 [ stutters ] Who wants a burger? 1051 00:56:11,455 --> 00:56:14,806 [ spectators booing ] 1052 00:56:17,330 --> 00:56:18,375 Perp alert, perp alert. 1053 00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:20,028 Uh-oh. 1054 00:56:24,990 --> 00:56:27,122 [ siren chirps ] 1055 00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:29,342 Don't worry, Madea. We'll get the kids' money. 1056 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,345 No, no, no, I think my expertise is needed. 1057 00:56:38,177 --> 00:56:39,439 [ music playing ] 1058 00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:41,876 Those ratty kids, thinking they can stop me. 1059 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,225 Me! 1060 00:56:43,269 --> 00:56:44,923 - [ sirens wailing ] - What the-- 1061 00:56:47,142 --> 00:56:50,145 Me and my good-lookin' boys are coming for you, Betsy! 1062 00:56:50,189 --> 00:56:52,104 No! 1063 00:56:52,147 --> 00:56:54,323 [ tuning ] 1064 00:57:20,959 --> 00:57:23,048 I knew you were from the hood! [ laughs ] 1065 00:57:23,091 --> 00:57:24,441 Well, so am I. 1066 00:57:45,549 --> 00:57:47,246 [ brakes squeal ] 1067 00:57:58,475 --> 00:58:00,172 [ screams ] 1068 00:58:02,566 --> 00:58:03,958 [ tires screech ] 1069 00:58:11,009 --> 00:58:12,924 Girl, you better watch them turns. 1070 00:58:15,274 --> 00:58:18,146 [ screams ] 1071 00:58:26,415 --> 00:58:27,808 [ sirens wailing ] 1072 00:58:27,852 --> 00:58:29,244 Look like your ride's here. 1073 00:58:29,288 --> 00:58:30,507 No--! 1074 00:58:36,121 --> 00:58:38,906 I knew that added torque would come in handy. 1075 00:58:38,950 --> 00:58:41,692 Betsy Holiday, you're under arrest. 1076 00:58:41,735 --> 00:58:45,086 Thattaboy, good-lookin'. [ giggles ] 1077 00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:48,481 This is what happens when you try to run from who you are. 1078 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:49,961 You know what? I think she needs 1079 00:58:50,004 --> 00:58:52,877 some good old-fashioned "commun-tity" service. 1080 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,270 I-- I-- I can't go back. 1081 00:58:55,314 --> 00:58:58,404 Don't make me go back to that disgusting park. 1082 00:58:58,447 --> 00:59:02,930 I can't look back. [ sobbing ] 1083 00:59:02,974 --> 00:59:04,453 It's okay, sweetheart. Let it out. 1084 00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:07,195 Joe is here for ya. 1085 00:59:07,239 --> 00:59:08,632 Let me ask you something, baby. 1086 00:59:08,675 --> 00:59:11,025 How you feel about a man with an oxygen tank? 1087 00:59:12,244 --> 00:59:14,246 Madea! 1088 00:59:16,117 --> 00:59:18,946 The Moms Mabley Youth Center is saved! 1089 00:59:18,990 --> 00:59:20,992 [ all cheering ] 1090 00:59:24,038 --> 00:59:26,954 - [ sobbing ] - [ sirens blaring ] 1091 00:59:32,307 --> 00:59:33,961 Thank you, Madea. 1092 00:59:43,057 --> 00:59:45,669 ♪ We're gonna raise the roof ♪ 1093 00:59:45,712 --> 00:59:47,192 ♪ Yes, we are 1094 00:59:47,235 --> 00:59:51,152 ♪ We're gonna raise the roof tonight ♪ 1095 00:59:51,196 --> 00:59:52,763 ♪ Raise the roof 1096 00:59:52,806 --> 00:59:54,678 ♪ Yes, we are 1097 00:59:54,721 --> 00:59:58,333 ♪ We're gonna raise the roof tonight ♪ 1098 00:59:58,377 --> 01:00:02,511 ♪ We're gonna sing and shout and praise His name ♪ 1099 01:00:02,555 --> 01:00:06,341 ♪ Let's call and rejoice and let His truth proclaim ♪ 1100 01:00:06,385 --> 01:00:09,649 ♪ We feel His power deep down in our hearts ♪ 1101 01:00:09,693 --> 01:00:13,522 ♪ His love and mercy never will depart ♪ 1102 01:00:13,566 --> 01:00:16,743 ♪ We're gonna raise the roof, yes, we are ♪ 1103 01:00:16,787 --> 01:00:19,964 ♪ We're gonna raise the roof tonight ♪ 1104 01:00:20,007 --> 01:00:21,618 ♪ We're gonna raise the roof tonight ♪ 1105 01:00:21,661 --> 01:00:24,055 ♪ Raise the roof, yes, we are ♪ 1106 01:00:24,098 --> 01:00:28,189 ♪ We're gonna raise the roof tonight ♪ 1107 01:00:28,233 --> 01:00:32,411 ♪ We're gonna raise the roof tonight. ♪ 1108 01:00:36,894 --> 01:00:39,940 [ cheering ] 1109 01:00:45,163 --> 01:00:48,645 - I gotta tell you, Mabel. I'm proud of you. - What's that? 1110 01:00:48,688 --> 01:00:51,212 Gettin' the police on your side this time. 1111 01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:54,172 Maybe you can teach an old dog new tricks. 1112 01:00:54,215 --> 01:00:56,522 Did you say "old dog"? Girl, I'm younger than you. 1113 01:00:56,565 --> 01:00:58,611 By five days. 1114 01:00:58,655 --> 01:01:01,701 Both of y'all old as Methuselah. Please shut up. 1115 01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:05,052 So, Mabel, I heard from Social Services. 1116 01:01:05,096 --> 01:01:06,750 Mm-hmm. 1117 01:01:06,793 --> 01:01:09,622 And Netta and Dang Dang are on the list for a foster home. 1118 01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:11,493 A real foster home. 1119 01:01:11,537 --> 01:01:13,844 And they ain't gonna get split up. 1120 01:01:13,887 --> 01:01:15,323 Aw, now, that's wonderful, Bam, 1121 01:01:15,367 --> 01:01:17,586 but you know what? Them children are saying with me 1122 01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:19,371 until Social Services can prove to me 1123 01:01:19,414 --> 01:01:22,026 that they gonna find a good place for both of them to be in together. 1124 01:01:22,069 --> 01:01:24,158 Oh, hi, there, good-lookin'. 1125 01:01:24,202 --> 01:01:27,205 Uh-oh, what'd you do now, woman? 1126 01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:28,902 Oh, they ain't here for me. 1127 01:01:28,946 --> 01:01:31,209 They got a new assignment. [ laughs ] 1128 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:37,171 How you doin', Miss Holiday? 1129 01:01:37,215 --> 01:01:39,783 You ain't on no holiday right now. 1130 01:01:39,826 --> 01:01:42,089 Good morning, Madea, everyone. 1131 01:01:42,133 --> 01:01:43,308 - How ya doin'? - Hey, hey. 1132 01:01:43,351 --> 01:01:46,877 Well, don't you seem surprisingly cheery 1133 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:49,444 for a woman who lost everything? 1134 01:01:49,488 --> 01:01:51,229 Well, I got my life back. 1135 01:01:51,272 --> 01:01:53,927 When I was working for The Man, I got so caught up in-- 1136 01:01:53,971 --> 01:01:55,320 Well, that's wonderful, Betsy. 1137 01:01:55,363 --> 01:01:56,713 Wonderful. That's really, really, really wonderful. 1138 01:01:56,756 --> 01:01:59,193 Oops, excuse me. [ chuckles ] 1139 01:01:59,237 --> 01:02:02,544 Oops, excuse me. [ laughs ] 1140 01:02:02,588 --> 01:02:04,285 Excuse-- ooh, excuse-- 1141 01:02:08,028 --> 01:02:12,729 This isn't over, Madea. 1142 01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:19,648 [ horns honking ] 1143 01:02:19,692 --> 01:02:21,172 [ The Man groans ] 1144 01:02:21,215 --> 01:02:25,002 The Man: We need to have hydraulics put in. 1145 01:02:29,354 --> 01:02:30,834 [ honks ] Heller! 1146 01:02:35,012 --> 01:02:38,972 Ooh. I must've fell asleep. 1147 01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:40,365 [ music playing on TV ] 1148 01:02:40,408 --> 01:02:41,932 Hmm. 1149 01:02:44,891 --> 01:02:46,545 What happened to that button? 1150 01:02:49,722 --> 01:02:51,506 What they put in this stuff? 1151 01:02:54,683 --> 01:02:57,164 I guess. Turn that off. 1152 01:02:57,208 --> 01:02:58,775 [ distant sirens wailing ] 1153 01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:03,910 Oh, there are some good-lookin' cops out there-- 1154 01:03:05,825 --> 01:03:07,566 good-lookin' cops? 1155 01:03:09,176 --> 01:03:11,222 Hmm. 1156 01:03:15,704 --> 01:03:18,272 [ instrumental music playing ]